1. I Know It When I Hear It (2:50)
2. Dick Hickeys (Henrietta) (1:58)
3. The Pioneers / Have A Good Funeral, Yellowneck Will Pay (3:16)
4. The Golden Turd (2:25)
5. Nantucket Sleigh Ride (1:27)
6. Necro Sue (1:27)
7. The Crepitation Contest (1:13)
8. Tomato Juice (2:47)
9. The Big Dick Club (2:20)
10. Peach Poussaye (1:37)
11. Dolemite’s Corner (0:54)
12. Happiness Is… (2:04)
13. The Phantom Surfers’ Alphabet (2:10)
14. Business Deal (2:54)
15. Love Is… (1:19)
16. A Funny Thing Happened To Me On The Way To The Orgy (5:08)
17. Sin In The Suburbs (1:33)
18. Special Guest Guffaws (1:46)
19. Let’s Fist Again (0:50)
20. Summa Pornographica (1:07)